gaywrites:

Newt Gingrich promises to 1) end separation of church and state and 2) cease efforts to protect LGBT students from bullying ON HIS FIRST DAY IN OFFICE. Who sees something wrong with this? The full thing here. 

and THAT, kids, is why Newt Gingrich is a fucking cunt. 

gaywrites:

Newt Gingrich promises to 1) end separation of church and state and 2) cease efforts to protect LGBT students from bullying ON HIS FIRST DAY IN OFFICE. Who sees something wrong with this? The full thing here

and THAT, kids, is why Newt Gingrich is a fucking cunt. 

(via questionall)

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates:

sinstainedink:

Michelle Bachmann: “Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: “The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don’t really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners… because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick.” (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: “I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. ” (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: “I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.” (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney’s net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: “She’s not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer.” (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: “Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?” (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: “Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: “PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.” (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)

AND SUDDENLY VOMIT EVERYWHERE

(Source: tyleroakley, via csisarasidle)

everything-is-whorebible:

weeaboo-chan:

whatsthesymbology:

ianisourqueen:

thempress:

paradiscacorbasi:

thatsonedeadflamingo:

sugar-flanagan:

Take your pick.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the GOP.

This photoset makes my head hurt.  And my heart.

What’s funny is I don’t know a Republican that can defend any of these idiots, like they’ve tried to talk shit about Obama to me and then I ask them about these idiots and they go silent. 

Seriously, I knew four year olds with more common sense than these people who think they would be good presidents. I don’t understand how one could logically support any of them.

sighs so hard that my chest forcefully inverts itself and my respiratory system flies out of my mouth and comes to rest on my chest, pulsating like a dying deep sea fish

I’ll be 18 by the time the big election comes up

I think it won’t hurt to wait another four years…

(via runprettyrunaway)

yugimutos:

firebolting:

ladygrantham | christophernolans | inothernews:



Three things about Rick Perry’s hate video:
The like / dislike ratio is just about right.  Go on and flag it, too, for hate speech.
Notice how this cowardly, homophobic fuck has disabled comments.  And this prick wants to be president?  Fuck you, Rick Perry.
Hey, how many of his Republican presidential candidates will come out and condemn this ad?  I’d bet the answer is whatever zero plus zero is.

It’s really one of the most shameful political ads I’ve ever seen a Presidential candidate put out. To purposely attack one minority group and cover it up as trying to bring “faith back to America”. Does this prick not understand there are Christians homosexuals too? Or what separation of church and state means? Such a desperate ploy for attention. Basically the end of a pathetic campaign and thank goodness. 


Let’s talk about how when I was in sixth grade, I attended a science fair where Rick Perry (as lieutenant governor) was a guest judge. He asked me to explain my project to him twice.
If you’re too dumb to understand how a fucking sixth grade science fair project works, you’re not qualified to be President.
Also, you’re an asshole.

I’m having a really hard time understanding why religion keeps becoming a presidential issue, I think. There’s a concept called ‘separation of church and state’ that I think a lot of politicians could use a big re-education on. First off, I don’t have a problem with my president being religious, because that is their choice. It’s a non-issue for me as a voter. I have a lot of good, amazing, Christian friends and that doesn’t really cause any problems for us. What I have an issue with is religion being pulled into political debate as a way to gain voters and highlight what should not be important.
Here’s a really big newsflash for you, Perry: whether our kids can pray in school or not is a really not fucking important issue. Let’s talk about things that are an issue: abortion rights, body right, queer rights, gay marriage, the war in Iraq, the economy, healthcare, the future of energy, global warming. There are dozens of more equally important issues, but you know which one isn’t on there? Whether or not your kids can fucking celebrate Christmas in school.
Okay, kids can celebrate Christmas. You go into any public school in America and ask a kid of the dominant population of the school what holidays happen in December, and that kid is going to say Christmas. The reason we don’t call it a “Christmas Break” anymore is because that phrase is non-inclusive to other faiths. No one is stopping your kid from celebrating Christmas. What they’re doing is teaching your kid to be sensitive to other faiths, holidays, and people. Because we live in America and hasn’t it always been said that this is a melting pot? That we are a mixture of different backgrounds, faiths, beliefs, and histories? Don’t you think that teaching a kid to be inclusive not only makes them a better person, but also teaches them something that, I’ve always believed, is part of the American ideal? That we are accepting and open of other folks, despite our difference?
And here’s another thing: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is a sick, repressive, and discriminatory practice that prevents people who want to serve, protect, and honor this country from doing something they believe is right. It doesn’t matter where you come from or how you identify — wanting to join the armed forces is a hugely personal decision and telling someone that they can’t do that is hurtful and prejudiced. 
Stop making non-issues into false issues, Perry, and start talking about things that matter. That is, of course, if you can remember them.

it’s now over 200,000 dislikes. awesome.

yugimutos:

firebolting:

ladygrantham | christophernolans | inothernews:

Three things about Rick Perry’s hate video:

  1. The like / dislike ratio is just about right.  Go on and flag it, too, for hate speech.
  2. Notice how this cowardly, homophobic fuck has disabled comments.  And this prick wants to be president?  Fuck you, Rick Perry.
  3. Hey, how many of his Republican presidential candidates will come out and condemn this ad?  I’d bet the answer is whatever zero plus zero is.

It’s really one of the most shameful political ads I’ve ever seen a Presidential candidate put out. To purposely attack one minority group and cover it up as trying to bring “faith back to America”. Does this prick not understand there are Christians homosexuals too? Or what separation of church and state means? Such a desperate ploy for attention. Basically the end of a pathetic campaign and thank goodness. 

Let’s talk about how when I was in sixth grade, I attended a science fair where Rick Perry (as lieutenant governor) was a guest judge. He asked me to explain my project to him twice.

If you’re too dumb to understand how a fucking sixth grade science fair project works, you’re not qualified to be President.

Also, you’re an asshole.

I’m having a really hard time understanding why religion keeps becoming a presidential issue, I think. There’s a concept called ‘separation of church and state’ that I think a lot of politicians could use a big re-education on. First off, I don’t have a problem with my president being religious, because that is their choice. It’s a non-issue for me as a voter. I have a lot of good, amazing, Christian friends and that doesn’t really cause any problems for us. What I have an issue with is religion being pulled into political debate as a way to gain voters and highlight what should not be important.

Here’s a really big newsflash for you, Perry: whether our kids can pray in school or not is a really not fucking important issue. Let’s talk about things that are an issue: abortion rights, body right, queer rights, gay marriage, the war in Iraq, the economy, healthcare, the future of energy, global warming. There are dozens of more equally important issues, but you know which one isn’t on there? Whether or not your kids can fucking celebrate Christmas in school.

Okay, kids can celebrate Christmas. You go into any public school in America and ask a kid of the dominant population of the school what holidays happen in December, and that kid is going to say Christmas. The reason we don’t call it a “Christmas Break” anymore is because that phrase is non-inclusive to other faiths. No one is stopping your kid from celebrating Christmas. What they’re doing is teaching your kid to be sensitive to other faiths, holidays, and people. Because we live in America and hasn’t it always been said that this is a melting pot? That we are a mixture of different backgrounds, faiths, beliefs, and histories? Don’t you think that teaching a kid to be inclusive not only makes them a better person, but also teaches them something that, I’ve always believed, is part of the American ideal? That we are accepting and open of other folks, despite our difference?

And here’s another thing: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is a sick, repressive, and discriminatory practice that prevents people who want to serve, protect, and honor this country from doing something they believe is right. It doesn’t matter where you come from or how you identify — wanting to join the armed forces is a hugely personal decision and telling someone that they can’t do that is hurtful and prejudiced. 

Stop making non-issues into false issues, Perry, and start talking about things that matter. That is, of course, if you can remember them.

it’s now over 200,000 dislikes. awesome.

(via arminairlert)

religiousragings:

Rick Perry attacks gay soldiers, misrepresents church/state law, lies about Obama’s “war on religion,” and vows to fight for a false concept of our “religious heritage”. All in 30 seconds.

I am SO glad this ass-hat seems to be out of Presidential contention, but I still feel sorry for the innocent Texans who have to live under his rule.  Oh, and if you are a Texan and if you voted for this ass-hat, then I don’t count you among the innocent.

~ Steve

and then there’s THIS asshole!

funny, i was under the impression that nobody was disallowed to pray, but those dirty commie liberals were just in favour of not forcing kids to pray if they didn’t want to. but hey, what do i know?

also, i’m still baffled as to why they say they approve this message. clearly you approve the message or else it wouldn’t come out of your mouth - unless of course your evil overlords were forcing you to say it and what we can’t see is a gun pushed against the back of that hideous tan jacket..

actually that might not be as unfeasible as i initially figured… but no.

rick perry is a cunt, and i approve this message.

(Source: facebook.com, via questionall)

Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an 8-year-old

cognitivedissonance:

And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:

Watch the video:

The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.

fucking beautiful.

(via questionall)

cartoonpolitics:

News that Republican hopeful Newt Gingrich thinks child labor laws are “truly stupid,” and ‘poor kids’ have no ‘work ethic’ (rich kids, of course, are familiar with working their fingers to the bone in Newts world) and should be put to work as school janitors. Truly, the GOP presidential debate has been beyond parody.
What…?


and this is the front-runner, ladies and gentlemen.
america, for the love of all that is good - look at your life, look at your choices. the tories are already trying to bring in unpaid forced labour here, don’t let the republicans do the same there.

cartoonpolitics:

News that Republican hopeful Newt Gingrich thinks child labor laws are “truly stupid,” and ‘poor kids’ have no ‘work ethic’ (rich kids, of course, are familiar with working their fingers to the bone in Newts world) and should be put to work as school janitors. Truly, the GOP presidential debate has been beyond parody.

What…?

and this is the front-runner, ladies and gentlemen.

america, for the love of all that is good - look at your life, look at your choices. the tories are already trying to bring in unpaid forced labour here, don’t let the republicans do the same there.

(via adistinguishedvillain)

iheartchaos:

More reasons to hate people: Michigan passes anti-bullying law that makes an exception for bullying if it’s religious

Now this woman in the video above is Michigan state Democrat Gretchen Whitmer, and she is seen here making a last ditch effort to have the bill voted down, which did not happen. And you read that headline correctly… at the last minute, Republicans inserted language into the bill that would make bullying a-okay if it’s “religious or moral in nature”. 

Basically, don’t take away our God-given Christian right to be fucking assholes to everyone. Fuck those people.

Read more here

so not only did they fuck over the people of the US for the sake of making obama look bad (although it makes them look worse) over the jobs bill, they now think christians get a free pass to bully other people? fuck those guys, seriously.

hypercocoa:

Edit: I’m not saying Obama is perfect. Far from it really. Really he’s just the lesser evil in terms of politicians. 
Edit 2: Thank you snarlybeast!  I did spell Republicans wrong. Also, a minor addition based on some of the comments. 


pretty fair assessment.

hypercocoa:

Edit: I’m not saying Obama is perfect. Far from it really. Really he’s just the lesser evil in terms of politicians. 

Edit 2: Thank you snarlybeast!  I did spell Republicans wrong. Also, a minor addition based on some of the comments. 

pretty fair assessment.

(via derelcts)

it always amuses me how people like ann coulter and rick perry claim to be pro-life whilst extolling the virtues of executions and opposing free (or affordable at the very least) health care for all. pro-fetus =/= pro-life. if you don’t believe ALL sick people, without exception, deserve to be treated for their illnesses regardless of their income - you are pro-death. do not fucking kid yourselves.