deanisanactualprincess:

castielsmissinggrace:

im sorry, is it still too soon

someone take photoshop away from me

(via imaginingonemillionotters)

danseru-kun:

Awww AMC’s April Fools is so Caryl haha

YOU HAD ONE JOB, CARL. ONE JOB. 
rip, fluffers 

danseru-kun:

Awww AMC’s April Fools is so Caryl haha

YOU HAD ONE JOB, CARL. ONE JOB. 

rip, fluffers 

Requested by clomandhisdeafweasel.

charlie brooker summing up how i feel about glee in a far more coherent and marginally less swearier way than I could have managed. 

(via buggerygrips)

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

w

(via furiousdee)

suckmyphallus:

attention everyone

this is what a russian 404 page looks like

this is what all 404s should look like. 

(via partyinfrontofpenisrocket)

(via wirstead)

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