Cas is so uneccesarily violent. I can’t leave things on the arms of chairs any more. She just sits there and stares at them like their very existence is offensive to her for about five minutes and then FWAP, the remote/phone/pen is on the floor and she runs off. SHE DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO SIT THERE. SHE JUST DOESN’T WANT ANYTHING ELSE TO. The only thing she doesn’t do it to is coffee mugs and i think this is because she knows mother would not be pleased.
She also hits me. We got a hand-me-down sofa a while back because the chair where it used to be fell to bits and she will NOT stop plucking the arm of it even though the scratching post is about RIGHT FUCKING THERE. So I point at her and go “I KNOW WE DIDN’T PAY FOR IT BUT STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE IT’S FROM THE TIP.” (i know, right? wtf. i talk to her like she’s people. i have to amuse myself somehow) and she just tilts her head back, leans forward and smacks me really hard on the hand before running off.
and to think i got a cat because i don’t want to deal with a toddler. is there someone you can phone when you’re being abused by your cat?