We have a couple of house rules. You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.” And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.
Little King Trashmouth. Professional Curmudgeon/Graphical Lackey. 10% Discocunt. Only responds to "Your Majesty". Once punched a horse in the face Hobbies include: Ruining christmas. Playing with matches. Watching the netflix library in it's entirety.