paulftompkins:

LONDON, ENGLAND: Be a Part of [one] American[’s] History!
Tickets: HERE.

DEAR LONDON. YOU NEED TO BE LESS FAR AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, ARSEHOLE. y’know, or people could stop treating london like the centre of the universe and remember there’s a whole country surrounding it. Either or. those of you nearby should go to this on my behalf, though. 

paulftompkins:

LONDON, ENGLAND: Be a Part of [one] American[’s] History!

Tickets: HERE.

DEAR LONDON. YOU NEED TO BE LESS FAR AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, ARSEHOLE. y’know, or people could stop treating london like the centre of the universe and remember there’s a whole country surrounding it. Either or. 

those of you nearby should go to this on my behalf, though.